telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

stop:

chodeboy:

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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I wouldn’t know if they were talking to me or not…

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm