validx2:

Crucial curve  

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

uhmeliamay:

putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee

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snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka